Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

TVC knows how to stuff an Olive.

 

[TVC]

Mort is well and truly stuffed.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is very sage














and onion.

 

[colly]

ACP is a bit of a turkey.

 

[Speicher]

As a child Colly went on adventurous capers.

 

[TVC]

[Speicher never goes out in the rain without her capon.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is very quick at dressing and undressing - for instance he can undo his mac in a flash.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has left his Mac in Tosh's house.


btw where is young Tosh these days?

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher took young Tosh under her wing and emphasised the importance of the 9th Commandment.

 

[TVC]

Pete has broken 9 of the 10 commandments. As soon as his neighbour buys an ass, he'll have the full set.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's approach to livestock lacks clarity... he's an ox man really.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is an ox man, botox.

Far be it for me to say where.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher enjoys her tuck especially when there's also a bit of nip involved.

 

[TVC]

Pete was the first man in the UK to have buttock implants.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has an open door policy, ever since the Drug Squad's last raid... he yearns for closure.