Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain .......has been twitched

 

[Speicher]

Colly was the twitcher.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was turned down for a role as a cowboy in Blazing Saddles for "excessive flatulence".

 

[TVC]

Mort regularly uses 17 shades of eyeliner.

 

[Speicher]

Whereas TVC only has six eyes.

 

[Speicher]

For dessert in the restaurant last night, Uncle Mort ordered Chocolate Mouse.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher ordered a knickerbocker tory.

 

[Speicher]

ACP orders pissedtachio ice cream when he is drunk.

 

[TVC]

Speicher gets tipsy on Rum & Raisin Ice cream.

 

[Speicher]

TVC asked if any of the puddings were freshly baked. The waitress did not know but said, "The Chef is in the kitchen, I'llaska."

 

[Ludwig]

Speicher played the trumpet in A Message to you Rudi by The Specials and as a session musician has played on many other hits. He is also an expert on moths.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ludvig was so impressed with Citroen's Van Blanc and Van Rouge range, he released VW's rival light commercials- Van Beethoven- they never caught on, but his brother Hertz made millions.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's jingle for the van ad entitled Love Hertz was stolen by Nazareth and got to No.1.

 

[TVC]

Pete was the creative talent behind the series of very successful 'Shake'n'Vac' adverts.

 

[Speicher]

TVC worked behind the scenes in the P G Tips adverts. He was often asked to "take that chimp and see that he is fed properly".