Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher is filmed with lash extensions and is enhanced in post-production.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

TVC used to work in a toothpaste factory screwing on the tops.

 

[Speicher]

WMB knows that TVC is not small enough to do that.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Speicher got his name from the German word used to describe when someone has put something somewhere, but when they need to find it, the object has moved somehow to somewhere a little different from where it was originally placed.

 

[Archie_tect]

WMB is that poltegeist...

 

[krushavik]

Archie-tect became top of the class at school one year. He got stuck on the roof retrieving a ball.

 

[Archie_tect]

Krushavik has only got one ball... he lost the other at Wentworth on the 4th hole... that nasty dog-leg Par 4 over the water.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has a pair of socks that bring him luck when he plays golf. Unfortunately because he has worn them so often, he now has a hole in one.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Spiecher has a pair of lucky pants that he uses for trick cycling. He has skid marks all over them.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is being very patient with WMB. We know something about Speicher that WMB clearly doesn't. (Although some of us are still waiting for photographic evidence.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

What I don't know about TVC could be written on the back of a stamp. In tiny, tiny writting.

 

[Archie_tect]

Though WMB's washer has broken down, the seal is much better... the fish helped.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie lives in an underwater garden which he made with a little kelp from from his friends.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort has been unsuccessful in trying to kerb his desire to walk on the very edge of pavements.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicehr may contain traces of nut.