Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

At Archie tect's local pub the nuts are complementary.



They always comment about his lovely shirt.

 

[accountantpete]

Reports that Speicher has been sneezing non-stop for 5 weeks are a tissue of lies.

 

[Archie_tect]

Reports that Uncle Mort has nacissistic tendencies are exaggerated- he just likes daffodils OK?

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has eschewed Base Jumping to get the thrill of living dangerously in favour of eating Spanish cucumbers.

 

[Dayvo]

AP is too sexy for his shirt.

 

[Speicher]

There are no words to describe Dayvo's skill in choosing a Fantasy Cycling Team.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's selection criteria for her fantasy cycling team is based entirely on cycling ability.

 

[Speicher]

That is true, Archie.

Valverde is not allowed to cycle.
Cancellara is saving himself for the Tour de France
Zabriskie wanted to stay in California

So, of course Petacchi is a good sprinter, and Nibali was my Team Leader.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is actually Phil Liggett in disguise.

 

[colly]

TVC is a jaquard weave in disguise. Although I have got his card.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly was once in Barbados on holiday and asked for a Cockspur.

Unfortunately, and tragically, Colly didn't quite get what he expected!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo was quite surprised when the waiter brought him a Blue Nun.

 

[Speicher]

TVC does not like to be reminded about Pink Ladies.

He ended up with egg on his face.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has done many bad things after tangling with the green fairy.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC tangled with the green fairy, and as a result has now got green fingers is now a very good gardener!