Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie can't understand why his new on-line vegetable store E-Cauli isn't doing better.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP is encouraging his customers to wash their cucumbers thoroughly.

 

[colly]

Arcie doesn't understand the word euphemism, but spends no time at all soaping HIS cucumber.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is expecting to be able to show off his very large plums at his local Town Hall in August.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort lovingly nurtures his marrows by singing to them - the locals refer to it as a squash racket.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP cheers up patients at his local hospital with his bmx display- he's a trick cyclist.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie_tect cheers up patients at his local hospital by not visiting them.

 

[Archie_tect]

[I'm 3BMcG's assistant undertaker]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie tried to get round his restraining order, by going in disguise to Britains Got Talent, dressed as a Danny la Rue impersonator.

However, "the Hoff" saw straight through this, and called the police, to say that "the weirdo" was within 20 feet of him again, just like that time on the Berlin Wall.

 

[colly]

Tosh once tried to get onto the set of Baywatch but was denied by security. He went home in a Hoff.

So the day turned out well after all.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly was Pamela Anderson's stunt double.
He spent a fortune on balloons and peroxide.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is always leaving himself wide open to a come back and is a cupid stunt.

 

[TVC]

Pete always wanted a job as Ben Dover's stunt double, but he never really measured up.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC was Deep Throat

 

[krushavik]

Accountantpete had his tonsils removed so that he could double for TVC on his day off.