Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Krushavik's life size model of the Saturn 5 space rocket, made out of matchsticks and chewing gum, is nearly finished.

 

[TVC]

Colly tried ro build a life size replica of Krushavik's back side, but fell foul of planning regulations.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a match. His face and Colly's backside.





Look TVC and Colly, it is your fault. I had to say that. You set 'em up. I could not let that chance go by, even at this time of night!!!

 

[TVC]

Speicher makes the best chocolate swiss roll this side of Stroud.

Also, please don't mock my affliction, here is a documentary to help you understand it more:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9al-mpqXjc

 

[Speicher]

When he was younger, TVC was described as a very cheeky little boy.

Now he is just very cheeky.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has been bought by English Heritage for the nation to enjoy.

 

[colly]

TVC has a match. His face and Colly's backside.

Damn he must be good looking then !!



TVC has poles for cousins.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Colly is actually a German Shepherd.

 

[TVC]

WMB has no body hair.

 

[Speicher]

TVC bent over backwards to get the job he really wanted. He works in the Museum of the National Truss.

 

[colly]

Speicher is not a smooth operator.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

If Colly eats crisps he has to dunk them in water for a few seconds first as he detests crunchy foods.

 

[TVC]

WMB always eats crisps with tomato ketchup.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC eats tomato sauce sandwiches, it saves buying fish fingers.

 

[Hover Fly]

Archie_tect volunteered at a vervet monkey sanctuary for a fortnight. Within the first week he had astounded the regular staff by having all the orphan monkeys sat in orderly lines and learning basic arithmetic.