Archie tect has a bike made of chocolate because someone told him he needed something more aero dynamic and he can nibble bits off it when he is hungry.
Uncle Mort was recently prosecuted by the RSPCA for tying his kagaroo down. The RSPCA Inspector also got "fed up" with the way UM kept calling him "Sport".
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