Post a lie about the poster above.

[wheres_my_beard]

Pete loves to grab his stem while he's getting his nuts tight

 

[Toshiba Boy]

W_M_B still can't settle on his most comfortable position when he's on a good, long, hard ride.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

T_B can do things with an inner tube, some lube and a pump that would make your eyes water

 

[colly]

WMB's nipples are looking kind of tatty and must have been subjected to rough use.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly's nuts are rusty, ask his missus, she'll tell you.

 

[TVC]

3BMcGs stem is too long, it's giving him backache after a long hard ride.

 

[Dayvo]

In his next life, TVC wants to return as a Turkish wrestler.

 

[accountantpete]

In his next life Dayvo wants to be a Turkish Wrestlers jockstrap.

 

[TVC]

Pete has never been locked in a Turkish Jail.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC once spent his whole fortnight's holiday photographing Turkish fighter planes at Nicosia airport through the security fence and didn't get arrested ... he was most displeased.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is at a loss as to why he cannot find a museum interesed in buying his extensive supermarket carrier bag collection.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is at a loss as to why he cannot find a museum interesed in buying his extensive supermarket carrier bag collection.

http://www.museumofbrands.com/


Toshiba Boy's main reason in life is to make bum jokes.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB thinks Tanzania is an island off the south east coast of Australia.

 

[TVC]

Living in Norway, Dayvo looks down on Swedes, and turnips.

 

[Dayvo]

♫♫ 'Yes sir, TVC can boogie, boogie woogie...' ♫