Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo, Dancing Queen?

 

[Speicher]

TVC did not land in Reyjavik when he went to Iceland.

He ended up in the frozen vegetable section.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher likes to be where the sun don't shine.

 

[Dayvo]

Northumberland isn't known as the St Tropez of the north for nothing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo likes to foster the view of the locals that he is an eccentric by putting marmite and custard on everything that he eats. It makes him physically sick, but he does have his image to think of...don't you know!

 

[TVC]

Tosh is about due for his six monthly assessment. If he passes this one he might be allowed to the shops on his own.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC makes his cheese sandwiches, for lunch the next day, every evening before bed. He'd prefer tuna mayonnaise.

 

[Dayvo]

Not that he rides fast, but AT wears one of those aero dynamic time trialling helmets when he's out on his bike. It's only because his head is shaped that way.

 

[Archie_tect]

[Which way round works best though?]

 

[accountantpete]

[Which way round works best though?]

If it's a Bell helmet then obviously the Bell End facing the front.

 

[Dayvo]

Le Coq Sportif is, for some reason, AP's favourite sporting brand. He likes to wear it where the sun don't shine.

 

[Hover Fly]

Dayvo has a child's helmet painted to look like a ladybird, he screams and wails when someone tries to take it off him, even for a bath or to go to bed.

 

[TVC]

You can tell HF out on the road by the tassels on his bar ends.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC has a parasol fitted to a clip on his handlebars.

 

[TVC]

Hover Fly looks quite dashing with his Hello Kitty back pack.