Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly satisfies a need in me .... [oh that's so wrong!]

Bestiality is wrong!

Just thought I'd say that, like.

TVC is a barely undressed man.

Every Halloween, Archie dresses up as a 'Clothed Nudist'.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is a bit of a curtain twitcher. To his lasting shame TVC knows this only too well.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly loves to be covered in cream, custard, fruit and jelly, but always feel a trifle daft.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba refuses to eat custard as he believes that is all made in Devon. A county he has boycotted since 1983.

 

[TVC]

The map of Britain that George uses still has the legend 'Here Be Dragons' over most of the West Midlands.

 

[Archie_tect]

Robin Hood'll soon sort them out now he's got his own airport.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie likes men in tights...






















the Mel Brooks film.

 

[Dayvo]

AP doesn't know the difference between his arse and his elbow.

He doesn't half make a mess when he goes to the toilet!

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo doesn't know the difference between his arse and his elbow.

He doesn't half make a mess when told to use more elbow grease.

 

[TVC]

George strongly believes that if you read Lord of the Rings backwards it makes more sense.

 

[colly]

TVC IS The Lord of the Rings. So watch out.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly seems to have a recurring dream where he as a door to door salesman/dog trying to sell Stairlifts, and he's at Mr and Mrs Ethelred The Unready's place. The resulting Hallarity which ensues always makes him wet himself.

 

[TVC]

MDB has the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever constantly playing in his head.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's just got the hang of Staying Alive.... maintaining his 90rpm cadence to the beat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie tect once had a career as an escape artist, but it didn't last very long as he got locked in the bog at his first ever venue.