Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

MDB had a wonderful mind reading act but had to ditch it because of what the angry-looking man in Row 3 intended to do during the interval.

 

[colly]

Archie sits in Row 3 and seems to scowl a lot.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly likes to sit in Row 4 and flick the ears of the person sitting in front of him.

 

[Speicher]

Colly scares owls a lot.


and I trype to sl owl y.

 

[colly]

Trype and onions.....Speichers favourite gourmet dish.

 

[Speicher]

The large blue and yellow one from Italy - that's Colly's favourite dish.

 

[colly]

Speicher has feet of clay.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a wooden heart

 

[accountantpete]

TVC ran out of loo roll in the middle of a field - mucho grassy arse.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP thinks that Encyclopedia means someone who likes small bikes.

 

[Hover Fly]

MDB has a pet woodlouse. He calls it Ronald Horatio Beardsley.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover Fly likes nothing better than to sit on a flower and recite his St Crispian's Day speech to all within earshot, but unfortunately, this startles most people as they have never seen an Hover Fly speaking, never mind giving speeches from Henry the Fifth!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug is mad but he's not from Byker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie once played a demented old woman in Biker Grove.

Sorry, Bi'er Grove MAN!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has something of the night about him.