Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is snot funny.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has sinus trouble.

People often say to him "Sign us a cheque".

 

[colly]

Speicher said she is in desperate need of a Czech up.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly once went cold Turkey, which ended with a pork injection.

 

[colly]

Dayvo enjoys beef curtains.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is a HUGE fan of velvet curtains.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo just can't get me out of his mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC doesn't have a mind, he just drifts about from place to place and people call him 'The Human Jellyfish'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has the last words of a dying Adam Faith tattooed on his forearm.

" Channel 5 is all shoot, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP had a somewhat priviledged upbringing. When he and "the chaps" finished boarding school for the Summer, he would invite Tarquin, St John and the fat boy everybody simply called Splodge, around for a go at the pleb's game of footie. Rather than jumpers, they used the Butler and Footmen as goalposts.

However, they always finished with a quick grope of rugger bugger...."natch".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba boy sounds jealous.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug enjoyed his time as a fag.

 

[Speicher]

Colly will be enjoying a joint tonight.








Roast Lamb, with new potatoes and cauliflower

 

[TVC]

After trying a Camberwell Carrot, Speicher has now perfected the Gloucester Gherkin.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is of course most famous for his Leicester Leek - usually in public after closing time.