Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete is Britain's leading exponent of the Wet Willy.

 

[Speicher]

Talking of a wet willy, TVC knows all about the Fosbury Flop.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's for the high jump

 

[TVC]

for Pete it's more like the 100m. Lots of build up and expectation, then over in 10 seconds with a desperate lunge to finish first.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is troubled by false starts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is still waiting to start, and he's 72!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug never sleeps.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly only ever cat naps.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy can only afford 20 winks.

 

[colly]

ACP is tiddly

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's attempt to replace the News of the World with his own tabloid, has already hit a logistical problem - His desktop printer can only cope with 37 copies of the "Sunday Thunderer", which is some 36 more copies than he has secured pre-orders for (his Mum has put her name down for a copy....bless).

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is ahead of the times.

 

[colly]

Speicher goes around hitting people on the bonce with a rubber hammer.

 

[Speicher]

Colly isn't trying to say that I am too subtle.

 

[TVC]

Speicher models herself on Mick the Marmaliser.