I came across (that Orange tit) Tommy Sheridan in the middle of Glasgow during some election thingy, and went to take his picture. His first response even before I had focussed properly was
'Are you from the News Of The World?'
I wonder what I would have said if I had been, it wasn't exactly quiz of the century
MDB thinks now be the ideal time to cash in his Premium Bonds and invest the money in Italian Banking shares. He has calculated that with a couple of years of "stellar" growth, he should increase his slush fund to £37.49.
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