Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tosh thinks his Toupe looks natural.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC has to use Bostick on his merkin.

 

[TVC]

Mr P sellotapes a ginger tom to his head in order to fashion a convincing hairpiece.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC does not go outside if it's too windy, he says it's because it plays havoc with his sensitive eyes, but we all know it's to do with his comb over.

 

[TVC]

If Tosh had as much hair on his head as he does on his legs he would be happy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Lol, you're meant to be posting lies TVC!

TVC sometimes loves Marmite, sometimes hates it.

 

[colly]

Tosh's Dad refused to go cycling with him, but said his Ma might.

 

[Dayvo]

Due to the extortionately high price of cod, Colly has to resort to using a mackerelpiece.

He has become very popular with the cats in his neighbourhood.

 

[Speicher]

Following his astronomic rise in performance and second place in the Tour de France, Dayvo has been asked to take a drugs test.

(He wears a spratpiece, btw).

 

[TVC]

Speicher wears a fish on her head, just for the halibut.

 

[Speicher]

TVC wears flippers on holiday.

TVC does not wear flippers on holiday

 

[Rapples]

Speicher still dreams of going on holiday to Australia to meet Flipper

 

[Ludwig]

Rapples keeps a marine, amphibious, fish eating mammal in his bike shed because he was told he needed a seal for his headset

 

[TVC]

Ludwig and Rapples could understand what Skippy was saying. Not because they learned to speak marsupial, but because they naturally communicates in tutts and scratches.

 

[Rapples]

TVC thinks Skippy was the first reality show, and really did warn everyone that someone was trapped down a disused mineshaft