Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

speicher has put her fridge in the doorzone and is using it to catch unwary cyclists

 

[TVC]

Speicher is skint for the rest of the month. She's just settled her tab with Weatherspoons.

 

[wildjetskier]

The velvet curtains avatar is really a self portrait

 

[Toshiba Boy]

WJS has taken up Tango dancing. On the first night the teacher had to politely point out to him that you really didn't have to cover yourself in orange body paint.

He was most put out, he thought his fake tan looked the business.

 

[wildjetskier]

Toshiba Boy is NOT a boy but an Apple employee sent to Japan to spy on the computer industry, he wasn't cut out for spying so ended up as a Colombian Pirate with a camel for company

 

[colly]

WJS spends most of his time upside down. Maybe he is a bat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly loves his new flea collar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has always wanted to go to Bat & Ball in Kent, thinking that he'll be able to fetch the ball hit by the bat ALL DAY, seeing as that's all that happens there (well, the name says so doesn't it?)!!


Likewise, he is curious about going to Catford.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba boy has to wear an ASBO Collar

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is feeling dog rough

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB collects spiders webs. He has them all around his house.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy supports Porlock United. They have a Website. Their trophy cabinet.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy has patented a Riot Monopoly board with plastic Flame signs replacing Hotels.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP was the one who started off the latest Riots after letting rip a truly EVIL fart on the train at Tottenham Hale.


You wont hear THAT on Channel 4 News though.

 

[Allirog]

Mad Doug Biker has been frantically surfing all the tv news channels just to hear ACP's evil fart that he claims Channel 4 News won't broadcast.