Post a lie about the poster above.

[Allirog]

And the locals reply"'Fat Willy's not here, but if you want to see a really skinny willy go and visit Toshiba Boy in Somerset".

 

[Cheddar George]

Allirog looks for a golden ticket every time he opens a bar of chocolate.

 

[Rapples]

Cheddar George also goes by the name Wonky Willie

 

[colly]

Rappels had serious stomach problems last week.....................he thought the bottom had fallen out of his world, in fact it was more like the world falling out of his bottom.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly has been a "bottom double" for John McCririck.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is Double Carpet to be the next Mayor of London.

 

[Dayvo]

AP still sheds a tear when he watches the wedding of Charlene and Scott from Neighbours.

He had it on video, but wore out the tape after watching it far too many times. As a safeguard, he now has five DVDs, after wearing out the first one when issued on DVD.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo sings Bohemian Rhapsody right through in the shower every morning. He particularly loves the guitar solo, and flicks his plectrum for all it's worth.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy often enjoys a relaxing half an hour with his "Matey" and soap on a rope.

 

[wildjetskier]

Cheddar George has never had a bath, that tin thing in his bathroom houses his collection of tropical dolphins

 

[accountantpete]

WJS suffers from Swinley Bottom.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP hardly knows thses days where his Futtocks End.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie hates shopping on the internet as whatever he goes to buy the site flashes up saying that the previous customer also bought wart and verruca treatment.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Although AP has had a washing machinefor many years, he still goes to the Launderette every Thursday evening to wash his Levis

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has a semi-automatic washing machine.