Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

Speicher has a semi-automatic Browning, it's the ultimate in feminine protection

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is very bold.

 

[Speicher]

One day ACP will completely vanish.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher has a 'waterbased' I.Q.
It is why she tells EVERYONE that she has a phobia of water.

Just one shower and she'll be out there looting Waterstones in Clapham for the 'Stars of the Jeremy Kyle Show Pop-Up Book' in the window.

 

[Allirog]

Mad Doug Biker once applied to be a guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show but failed the intelligence test.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB loves l'eau de vie- watered down mind.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has been trying to organise a two horse race in his one horse town.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy is actually Toshiba Boy V1.01 , built in a factory in Nagasaki in 1982. His intellect is limited due to his 32K memory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar's memory is backed up and stored on a series of discs located in a top secret nuclear bunker somewhere in Nebraska.

Quite why, nobody has ever been able to find out, and it is widely assumed to have been a case of mistaken identity.

 

[Hover Fly]

It's Wednesday morning, so Toshy will be starching his linen, meantime glancing over his shoulder and sighing wistfully...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst Hoverfly isn't ignoring myself and Cheddar George whilst ironing his Y - Fronts.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's a real man and irons his Y-fronts whilst wearing them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP likes to fix the belt on his trousers using a large hammer..... whilst still wearing it.

Sorry, but I suddenly had an image of that like it was from an episode of Bottom. Complete with sound effects.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB wears a hammer all the time too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For Toshiba Boy, EVERY DAY IS HAMMER TIME!!