Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Tosh is suffering from Blossom End Rot - he should use Epsom Salts.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP lives no where near Epsom, can he use Bath Salts instead?

 

[colly]

ACP cruises for 'crumpet' at the local Darby and Joan Club.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a fetish for the tops of muffins.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is a great liar - she tried to get Colly to join her Yo-Yo Club by promising that there would be no strings attached.

 

[TVC]

Pete holds a weekly Jazz Club in his potting shed.

 

[colly]

TVC and Jizz clubs?? I say no more.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is open to a spot of "improvisation".

 

[colly]

ACP is a fan of ''mutual societies''. Hangs around with TVC don't you know.

 

[TVC]

Colly is best known for his solo work.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC claims to have worked for Han Solo as a Wookie charmer

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy R worked as a fluffer for Andy Pandy.

 

[Speicher]

It was Toshiba Boy who told Sooty to throw the Pizza.

 

[colly]

Tosh Speicher cleans her house with Handy Andy singing her little ditty:

Handy Andy, strong little gentleman
Cleans the whole house faster than —
A whole lot of other cleaners can!

 

[Allirog]

Colly finds that Handy Andy Heavy Duty cleaning fluid if applied undiluted to his underpants and left to soak for a week, will shift most of the stains,and any still left can be quite easily chiselled off.