Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is applying to said school, as he believes he has the right 'entry' qualifications.

Dayvo's all time favourite book is called

'Massive Erections And Where To Find Them'

It is one of his Architecture books.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB likes to make mountains out of molehills.

 

[TVC]

MDB has a mirror attached to the toe of his shoe and likes to hang around in crowded tube carriages.

 

[TVC]

No, I'm not changing it, it's definitely MDB, Dayvo told me.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC NEVER wears a skirt or dress anymore when he catches the train to work.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a mirror attached to the toe of his shoe and likes to hang around in crowded tube carriages.

*Takes note*

No, I'm not changing it, it's definitely MDB, Dayvo told me.

Not yet, but I have just taken down a note of it for next time!

TVC NEVER wears a skirt or dress anymore when he catches the train to work.

Dayvo wears a kilt just in case he runs into one of his former School mates.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB isn't mad at all.... he's livid.

 

[TVC]

Arched never gets mad, he gets odd.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie TVC was captured as a youngster in the Amazon Rainforest and now, after a lifetime of exploitation and abuse, he now lives happily in the zoo. He even has his own room, and lots of people come to visit him, which is nice.

TVC being TVC, has also erected a pair of red velvet curtains across the window so that he can get some privacy at night.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug and Joey Barton are going for a nice quiet drink together next Wednesday.

 

[Rapples]

accountantpete always takes the ultimate form of contraception with him on dates, his personality

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples no longer eats dates after an unfortunate incident with a stone and an A&E nurse

 

[TVC]

Andy has many times promised the ER nurse that he won't stick anything THERE again, but he can't help himself.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC knows where the monkey shoves it nuts, from personal experience.

 

[TVC]

Andy is known to his mates as 'Chimp' because he's mastered the use of simple tools.