Post a lie about the poster above.
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accountantpete
OAP
Rapples thinks that once a new page starts the old one is thrown away and recycled.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When Colly eats too much, he likes to 'recycle' it too by depositing it on the pavement so that he can either get it later, or perhaps let the little dog bitch he fancies down the road get it if none of the other local dogs get it first.
wildjetskier
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- Ascot
MDB is very well acquainted with Colly, so well in fact he's bought him his own harness, with his name embossed on the reins
wildjetskier
Active Member
- Location
- Ascot
TVC borrowed my wetsuit, it came back with holes in it and was well worn in dubious areas. He told me he likes the feel of latex against his skin, but the zip can be a bit of an issue
WJS only has two bookmarks on his browser, this and www.turniploversforum.com
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Last time WJS was spotted out on his jetski a little old lady was heard to remark,"It sounds just like an 'oover really."
wildjetskier
Active Member
- Location
- Ascot
AT loves the noise hoovers make. He did have a dyson but found henry had a longer nozzle
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
WJS KNOWS fine well, through personal experience that Henry has a longer nozzle, and boy does he love it, but he doesn't really live up to Henry's expectations and Henry is thinking of leaving him for Carpets pastures new.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
Mad Doug's animal impressions at the Craggy Island British Legion Fun Night went down a storm until he reached the alpaca, which was received in silence, the lama met with whistles and penny throwing and then he had to get off stage quick after his ostrich.
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