Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

WJS learnt to jet-ski in Australia.

 

[TVC]

There is much that Archie learnt in Australia, all of it not suitable for a public forum, but if you PM him, he'll send you the pictures.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a BA for going down under

















the water.

 

[TVC]

Speicher gave up her job as a lift attendant, too many ups and downs to the job.











Sorry, coat.

 

[Archie_tect]

There is much that Archie learnt in Australia, all of it not suitable for a public forum, but if you PM him, he'll send you the pictures.

*snigger* He will not + since TVC kept the negatives it's been an uphill battle ever since. It's a long way from Australia on a unicycle.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

So attached is Archie to his string vest, he has invested a considerable sum of money in designing, marketing and producing a new range of "very trendy" string y-fronts. His house is somewhat cluttered with unsold stock.

 

[Hover Fly]

Toshie sleeps on a huge mound of empty pea pods. He prefers the variety "Onward".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hover Fly isn't known as Banana Boy for nothing.

 

[TVC]

We all know why the poster above is known as Gherkin man.

 

[Rapples]

TVC is known in London chipshop circles as Big Wally

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples built the Death Star, and a Darth Vader mask which he keeps in a kitchen drawer.

 

[accountantpete]

In a surprise plot twist Archie is Rapples' father.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

And accountantpete the Mother

 

[Dayvo]

You know that problem that sometimes arises when having a piss and a stray pube (or some other unmentionable object) is 'in the way' and two jets of urine head off in different directions!

Well, AFS has to stand between two urinals in a public toilet so as to avoid a mopping-up exercise.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The splashback Dayvo creates when using a urinal, means he has to stand a good 2 feet back, to be safe. Unfortunately, if someone else is using the adjoining urinal at the same time, they don't know this, and there have been some ugly "post match" confrontations.