Post a lie about the poster above.

[wildjetskier]

TB has to stand in Devon when relieving himself, he has since been arrested. The local newspaper is calling him Anaconda Boy, for good reason apparently

 

[Toshiba Boy]

WJS knows an awful lot about me! He is a professional stalker.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is an unprofessional talker.

 

[Speicher]

TVC enjoys having a platform to speak from.


Platform 5 at Rugby.

 

[Archie_tect]

Once Speicher's steamed up....

 

[wildjetskier]

AT loves a steam, usually a Turkish with his friend Lutfu, who ensures that AT receives the "special" rub and towel down

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Big day for WJS, it's his annual bath day. Now he's just got to remember where he left the plug last August....

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has a strict policy of only bathing with a full Superman costume on and has a brush which he calls Lex Loofer.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has a German made bath in his house... or as he refers to it: Bader Mein Hof.

 

[wildjetskier]

AT has had his Turkish bath and is well loofered up now. Tomorrow he's going to see Oleg the Kazakhstani masseur who's moustache is so bushy he uses it as a pre massage scourer

 

[Rapples]

WJS has a moustache exactly like the man on the Go Comapre advert. When he went for audition though they said his voice needed training, they recommended the 17:37 from Kings Cross

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples keeps going off the rails. This has led to informal warnings at work, then formal warnings, and them finally, his employers had to fire him.

When contacted, the Press Officer for Great Western had no comment to make.

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy is the Fat Controller

 

[TVC]

Rapples is often double shunted.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has gone off the rails...