Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete's puns, like his piles are improving.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC likes AP's piles too.

In fact he calls them hills and manages to get up them without resorting to using the Granny ring.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo, Granny, ring.


Shudder!

 

[accountantpete]

The "Shudder" was down to TVC's poor front brakes.

He really should clean his rim one of these days.

 

[Andy_R]

AP deliberately misconstrued the meaning of rim block in the household aisle of Tescos last night. The paramedics said it wasn't the first time either.

 

[Speicher]

Andy R used to drive a van to deliver and assemble furniture. One day he was struggling and the very attractive female customer said to him, "Would you like a screw driver?"

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher likes to offer cocktails to frustrated delivery drivers.

 

[Speicher]

When asked why he had a steering wheel down the front of his trousers, Cheddar George replied, "It's driving me nuts".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When auditioning to be a body parts double for a forthcoming film, Speicher was initially upset when the casting Director said he couldn't use her hands, feet or bottom.

However, imagine her delight, when he exclaimed upon seeing her changed into her cycling gear for the ride home, that he was sure he "could get her legs a part".

 

[Andy_R]

Tb is a huge fan of Carry On movies

 

[wildjetskier]

Andy R is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy. In his last role in Carry on up the Khyber his character was Will Bigbottom, in an unfortunate accident another actor, whilst out on set, was reciting the famous line "fire at will", they did, poor will

 

[TVC]

When WJS was washed out to sea the RNLI were despatched to retrieve him. On finding him floating in the sea, the caxwain has heard to exclaim "We're gonna need a bigger boat".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC...a girl in every port.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba boy is a big west end star. He can often be seen singing outside the London Palladium.

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig is still wondering why he could see that Toshiba Boy was singing, but could not hear the song.