Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher gets a bit impatient with Ludwigs's reluctant position on the bed and keeps telling him to roll over.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has a dog called Beethoven. He has two other dogs called Bach and Offenbach. His cat is called Depussy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher went for her annual health check up at the GPs yesterday, and, as normal, had to see her Doctor naked. This does not normally cause her too much embarassment, but it had been a long day and she wanted to get back to "Post a lie about the poster above" thread, so she just walked out, shouting "Come on Dr Jones, put your clothes back on for goodness sake, I've told you about this before".

 

[Archie_tect]

TB was Glenda Jackson's stunt double in the play wot Ern wrote.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has one, short, fat, hairy leg.

 

[TVC]

The last time I saw legs like Tosh's, they were on a snooker table.

 

[Theseus]

TVC is jealous of TC's 6 legs, he only has 4.

 

[accountantpete]

Touche is on the pro snooker scene and is announced to the crowd as Hairy Potter.

 

[Cheddar George]

accountant pete's great uncle was the famous russian billiard player "Inoff the red".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG has been black-balled more times than he cares to remember.

 

[TVC]

Tosh models his demeanour n the late, great Len Ganley. He has particularly perfected his stance, to the point where it inspired a song.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC is half man half hob-nob.

 

[TVC]

Cheddar George is crackers

 

[Archie_tect]

CG knows a half hob-nob exists, theoretically.... a bit like TVC.

 

[TVC]

Explaining how to set the video to Archie is like explaining string theory to a cat.