Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

According to the rumours, TVC likes to ride ducks.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC PaulSecteur is forever over-tightening his nipples.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB likes to use his nipples as a tool board.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When Mr P rides at speed, he makes a sound like a bag of old spanners.

 

[Kleban]

Toshiba is Chris Hoy's personal assistant.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Kleban's attempts to mix his cycling and yoga have resulted in some tasty accidents.

 

[colly]

Whereas Tosh's attempts at mixing yoga and yoghurt have been great for keeping the walls clear of mould.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When colly goes for a haircut he has grade one all over, and sings the opening tune from full metal jacket.



View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwMPZR3sS2o

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PaulSecteur's mohican is looking distinctly passe.

 

[Dayvo]

TB has a Brazilian down his back. When he bends over he looks like an exclaimation mark!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo's had the same done, as he likes the exclamation mark look, unfortunately, he forgot he recently had a bleach job done, and as such his exclamation mark has no dot!

 

[colly]

Dayvo's had the same done, as he likes the exclamation mark look, unfortunately, he forgot he recently had a bleach job done, and as such his exclamation mark has no dot!

Tosh is a real man. No bleaching in his neck of the woods. It's a blowtorch or nothing.

 

[TVC]

Colly's ear hair now reaches down to his nipples.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC has down on his nipples. Thats what happens when you go to Thailand and ask to become a bird.

 

[colly]

TVC Andy knows full well that the longest hairs on the human body are the perianal hairs.

He discovered this after plucking one and found that his eyes watered.