Post a lie about the poster above.

[Fnaar]

TVC invented the French Fancy whilst cooking dinner during an electrical storm.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC invented the French Fancy whilst cooking dinner during an electrical storm.

Absolutely no surprise that Fnaar googled "French Fancy With Big Nipples"

 

[TVC]

Pete doesn't fancy French, he prefers Greek.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has baked Alaska.

 

[TVC]

Speicher buys her cakes from Iceland.
















Reyjkavik is a long way to go for a victoria sponge.

 

[Kleban]

TVC likes Fruit Cake - can never understand why ...

 

[accountantpete]

Kleban will only eat Jedbred

 

[krushavik]

accountantpete bakes all his bread in a dutch oven.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik has a full set of the Calendar girls calendars.

He often admires iced buns in November.

 

[colly]

Speicher's buns are the envy of many a young lady and are objects of desire for even more young men.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has removed his bun feet.

or should that be bun feets

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's inability to express herself properly in English makes her hot and cross.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If AP ever comes around your house he will waste no time in ridiculing your cups and saucers.

He will happily make a mockery of your crockery.

 

[Speicher]

PaulSecteur will make cutting remarks about your cutlery.

 

[accountantpete]

Beating Speicher into the bakers involves more pushing and shoving than the January Sales.