Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP takes a whisk every time he goes into the kitchen.



His cakes are light and fluffy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that ACP has asked her round to help him bake a cake.

Apparently he wants her to whip up some of his cream.

 

[wildjetskier]

MDG whips his own cream, beats his eggs, and, using a palette knife, carefully spreads his mixture, topping off with grated chocolate

 

[Fnaar]

...whereas wildjetskier is happy with a pair of sticky buns

 

[Speicher]

Fnaar cannot understand why his friend in Liverpool likes Furry cakes.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher broke off our engagement because I tried to drink from her furry cup while we were at her Parents house for afternoon tea.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rapples, rhymes with bananas. Maybe.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM's middle name is Mabel and he obviously hasn't seen the Clincher wheel thread in Bikes,Kit Accessories etc.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

3BM's middle name is Mabel and he obviously hasn't seen the Clincher wheel thread in Bikes,Kit Accessories etc.

Why that fuggin' MacB!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM is a world renowned expert in Ancient Greek History, Particle Physics, The music and life of Mozart, Molecular Biology and Neighbours episodes 58 to 321 inclusive (except episode 103).

 

[colly]

Tosh has a patent out on oak trees. Well he would wouldn't he.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I'm not saying Colly visits his local A&E Department regularly, but the medical staff there do call him Mr Cucumber.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy likes to walk around building sites looking official - it's only the Bob The Builder safety hat that gives the game away.

 

[wildjetskier]

AP dresses up as Peter Pan, it fits his image as a young conservative, away with the fairies on another planet

 

[colly]

WJS wears tartan slippers, and that's just for riding in.