Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

colly's a bit groucho in the morning.

 

[Ludwig]

Threebikes is really awful but we like him

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig's a world renowned expert on the history of the British Pantomime.

OH YES HE IS!

 

[colly]

Tosh has exceeded expectations yet again.

sigh.

 

[Kleban]

NEWSFLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.... Colly is one of the forums secret Moderators ...

 

[accountantpete]

colly has yet again failed to deliver - his newspaper round is in serious jeapardy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP always aims to over-deliver for his clients.

However, poor old Mrs Jones at No 83 has no idea what she's going to do with six pints of semi-skimmed, two pints whole milk and a dozen rhubarb yoghurts.

 

[TVC]

Tosh sets a very low target for himself which he consistently fails to achieve

 

[accountantpete]

TVC would like to be middle of the road which is why you often find him dressed as a woman and singing chirpy chirpy cheep cheep.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete can eat thirty ring doughnuts at one sitting if he throws the holes away.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P feels a right charlie.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's Friday afternoon and Archie feels as high as a kite. He really should stay away from the UHU.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is glued to the box - literally.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP had such a crush on Valerie Singleton in his younger days. So much so, that even now, the words "sticky back plastic" make him come over all unnecessary.

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy had a crush on Val, when he was 13. He's still got the rocking chair and sweater