Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mad Doug is up and about again now the sun has safely set.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly isn't thick, but he thinks that Suntan Lotion will, actually, give you a tan!



He as yet still hasn't figured out what After Sun is for though.

 

[colly]

Colly isn't thick, but he thinks that Suntan Lotion will, actually, give you a tan!

Well ? Duuurr !! Tha's wot iss for innit!

Mad Doug, on Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea,

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly is partial to cucumber sandwiches, with crusts cut off, of course.

 

[colly]

Tosh doesn't curl his pinky at tea time.

 

[wildjetskier]

Colly has a butler to carry out all his mundane tasks

 

[accountantpete]

WJS's butler has a butler - that's how posh he is.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP slipped a dummy on his blind side but, as usual, ended up out of touch.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is a flanker.

He flanks most Saturdays, with 29 men watching.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dare I suggest Speicher was a hooker in her early years and played with London Welsh's 3rd XV.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wants to be on the receiving end of my upper right hook.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's offer of an early bath was taken up by all the players, the referee, both linesmen and the car park attendant.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has a bath once a year, whether he needs it or not.

 

[Archie_tect]

Must be a lie S!

Speicher's getting sewn into her liberty bodice and long vest during the first week of November.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has been dreaming of Speicher in her dinner lady outfit again.