Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well ? Duuurr !! Tha's wot iss for innit!

Yeah and Sun Burn Cream gives you Sunburn!

Archie has been dreaming of Speicher in her dinner lady outfit again.

ACP is a member of The Grand Order Of Toilet Attendants, and has his own 'Chocolate Brown' uniform, complete with little tassels and chains that resemble the thingimybobber you pull to flush the toilet.

 

[TVC]

MDB should know, he hangs around enough toilets. Yet he's never achieved his ambition of meeting George Michael.

 

[accountantpete]

George Michael once gave TVC a bar of chocolate which he promptly lost - this careless wispa moment gave George the idea for a song.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB should know, he hangs around enough toilets. Yet he's never achieved his ambition of meeting George Michael.

'There's always tomorrowwwwww.....'

TVC once, on misreading the job advert at the Job Centre, applied for and got a job as a Sisterns Analyst for Wetwang County Council.

Disappointed, because he didn't see as many Wet Wangs as he's hoped for, he soon told them to shove their job where the sun don't shine... only for a rather desperate ACP to get the post instead, hence why he is now a member of The Grand Order Of Toilet Attendants, complete with the tassels and chains that resemble the Thigimyjig that you pull to flush the bog with.






Yes ok, I'll get me coat.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug never takes his coat off - it saves him a lot of energy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

At the start of every winter, ACP needs to be stripped down to bare metal before a new layer of anti - corrosive paint is applied. He also has his Caulking done at the same time, but the less said about that the better!

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has not been able to get his Boiler Certificate renewed this year. He is getting all steamed up about it, and going completely loco.

 

[TVC]

If you'd heard Speicher fart you'd know she isn't Gas Safe.

 

[Speicher]

TVC did not need his Breathing Apparatus yesterday.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher can now get from her bathroom to outside air in less than 12 seconds if necessary.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie got thrown off the first aid course, for using tongue on his buddy during the CPR session.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has an overwhelming urge to colour in the white bits on Friesian Cows.

 

[Fnaar]

TVC once had a dream where Davina McCall was on all fours in his living room, but had udders, and was making mooing noises, and shouting TVC, you have been evicted. Please leave the farm.

 

[TVC]

Fnaar isn't letting his true fantasies leak out.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has managed to fix the leak on his water bed.