Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Tosh knows full well that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.


















According to a recent poll.

 

[TVC]

Colly is always first choice for Widow Twanky, he has his own costume.

 

[colly]

TVC is never stage centre.

 

[Cubist]

Colly finds that the smell of swarfega has aphrodisiac qualities.

 

[colly]

Cubist was an eager apprentice, always offering to polish the engineers knob.

Edited to include: he also liked a bit of flange

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a burning question.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying which part of Archie is burning, but he's starting to regret the curry.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has the Andrex chilling and the hosepipe to hand...

 

[Cubist]

With friends like Archie, who needs enemas?

 

[TVC]

The Doc gave Cubist some suppositories. He found them a bit of a bugger to swallow so he took them back and told the doc where he could shove them.

 

[Cubist]

TVC had an uncomfortable half hour when he got back from MFI with his flatpack wardrobe. . The salesman told him he had to put it up himself.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Being a huge Johnny Cash fan, Cubist is forever trying to walk the line, but unfortunately always finds himself offside.

 

[Speicher]

The above poster is a boy named Sue.

 

[accountantpete]

Speichers red indian name is She With Big Hooter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP's is Big Chief Chocolate Bum