Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

Archie hides under a big coat when Andrew Lloyd Weber is on TV

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Cubist prays to the God of Lightning Strikes after he married 'that slut' Sarah Brightman.

 

[Fnaar]

MDB was the victim of Hot Gossip

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Fnaar's only gone and nailed it.

To be honest, he should have screwed it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy uses some of that 'No Nails' stuff.

It means he can say

'Look Mum, no hands!'

 

[TVC]

Why MDB screwed that carrot to that particular tree we will never know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is really looking forwards to his coming holiday in Syria

 

[TVC]

As usual, MDB will be holidaying in Morecambe this year.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB thinks he'll be a little restrained tomorrow and go for the leopard skin lycra shorts for the commute in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whilst TVC will plump for the zebra stripes.

 

[TVC]

It's fishnets every time for Tosh.

 

[wildjetskier]

TVC loves a bit of lace next to his skin. Ohh the feel of lace against bare buttocks I love it, erm I mean TVC loves it, lace that is

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Finally WJS is a paperback writer.

It took him years to write. Will you take a look?

 

[colly]

Tosh read the news today. Oh boy!

 

[roadrash]

colly is the wallruss...