Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TB has a lada in his kitchen... right through the wall it came, could've killed someone.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's really cooking on gas now.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy is so small he sleeps in a filing cabinet .......... under "T" naturally.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George made his bed himself, from various bits of wood he found on the beach.

At night, he simply drifts off to sleep.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB loves to jam himself into the gap between the bed and the wall... sleep tight Tosh.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is so old that the first copy of Reader's Wives he bought had a Nell Gwyn centrefold.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh is so old that the first copy of Reader's Wives he bought had a Nell Gwyn centrefold.

I wouldn't say AP is getting old, but has an extensive wardrobe, in every shade of beige.

 

[Cubist]

Tosh thinks his comb-over makes him look sophisticated and alluring

 

[wildjetskier]

Cubist is so square even the squares set their benchmark by him

 

[Archie_tect]

WJS taught William McGonnagall everything he knew.

Took seconds.

 

[Cubist]

Archie tect was raised by a band of wild draughtsmen in Wolverhampton

 

[Rapples]

Cubist plays three dimensional chess

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples does the warm-up for Miranda Hart... he must remember to keep his gloves on until the very last minute.

 

[TVC]

Every time Archie hears the snap of rubber gloves he gets all unnecessary.

 

[Archie_tect]

The screens.... quick.