Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

When anyone comes to the door, Archie is often heard to say

'Who goes there? friend or enema?'

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug Biker doesn't give a shoot

 

[TVC]

Each of the Christmas gifts that Rapples gives is thoughtfully fashioned from his own discarded hair and toenail clippings.

 

[Rapples]

The Velvet Curtain can't let it lie, I told him the chocolates I gave him for Christmas were works of art

 

[roadrash]

rapples cant seem to choose between babycham or snowball for his christmas tipple

 

[colly]

A double Creme de Menthe and Southern Comfort on the rocks is roadrash's bestest drink.

 

[Cubist]

Mix that with a red Bull and you get the cocktail that's the talk of Leeds.... the "Colly"

 

[Andy_R]

Cubist has been banned by the police from Leeds, after the tale about his gentleman parts and the bull. Shall we just say everyone involved was left feeling very red faced.

 

[colly]

Trust me when I say Andy R is a scholar and a gentleman.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly knows he can't be trusted.

 

[colly]

Lynn tell me about the pearl in that old truss you found. I know you can't tell Eva about it, 'cos you would put yout foot in it. I think it's a load of old corbels my self.

Said Archie on one of his bad good days.

 

[Cubist]

Colly is an insomniac.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist models himself on Jack Regan...


"Get thine breeches on lad, thees nicked by 'eck"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM collection of navel fluff, has become so extensive, he has had to rent a storage unit to house the "early years" collection.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB grassed up Gaddafi's hiding place.