Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist has been banned by the police from Leeds, after the tale about his gentleman parts and the bull. Shall we just say everyone involved was left feeling very red faced.

Especially the Bull, it had never seen one that small before, even on Calfs.

TB grassed up Gaddafi's hiding place.

Only because Mr Phoebus found it first and TB was jealous.

 

[Speicher]

While TB was grassing Gaddafi's hiding place. Mr Phoebus was busy digging the footings for Gaddafi's patio slabs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

While TB was grassing Gaddafi's hiding place. Mr Phoebus was busy digging the footings for Gaddafi's patio slabs.

Specher's confused now. She honestly thought that the "strange" guy who moved in next door to her last month, was Gaddafi.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy has had enough of living next to Speicher.

 

[Browser]

......so much so that he's going to move in next to accountantpete.........

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy knows that his new neighbour works in a Cycle Shop - very strange.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher patented the "Double Post Ignore" stratagem.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

.... Did someone say something?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB is deaf in one ear.

Fortunately, the other two work just fine.

 

[colly]

ACP's house is up for sale

 

[wildjetskier]

Colly went up the creek today forgot his paddle again

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is deaf in one ear.

Fortunately, the other two work just fine.

Tosh, you need to shave the palms of your hands, people are mistaking you for a Beehar Carpets Closing Down Sale Advert again.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is quite correct in thinking that everyone has heard of Beehar stores and seen the ads because we all have Freeview aerials pointed at Scotland.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP doesn't know where Scotland is, other than it is

'Oop north'

somewhere.

 

[wildjetskier]

MDB is Father Jack's alter ego, all he does all day is drink, swear and dribble a lot