Post a lie about the poster above.

[Matthew_T]

TD uses the gravel as a litter box.

 

[TVC]

Mathew has a fantasy about him, Victoria Coren, Dr Alice Roberts and a vat of custard.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is my fantasy

 

[Speicher]

Being English is TD's fantasy.

He has bean having that fantasy for a long time.

 

[TVC]

It's about time Speicher cut the cake and handed it round.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is impatiently waiting for Speicher to blow out all the candles.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete has urged Speicher to blow out the candles as they're taking a lot of oxygen out of the air in Worcestershire.

 

[TVC]

The two posters above clearly don't want any cake.

 

[Speicher]

TVC enjoyed his slice of my birthday cake.


He also enjoyed TBM's slice of cake and ACP's slice of cake was eaten by me.

 

[TVC]

Thank you Speicher.

The poster above will still be sober at 10pm.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has been slober as a sludge since 1992, and he's just like to say that he really, really loves you- you're his bestest friend in the whole world.

 

[Speicher]

Starchie ect knows that I am not as drink as drunk you think am I so much to.

 

[TVC]

That party hat really suits Speicher

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sLUrrY SpeICh has Had A sChOoNeR Of SheRrY...hIC...tHuD...



so's her bezzy mate, threecakesmcTVC

 

[Speicher]

TVC knows that my harty pat is a verry fetchling Tour de Swiss roll hat.