Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher has spent 2 days locked in a small room to simulate the experience of being on the M25.

 

[wildjetskier]

Uncle Mort has moved to 32 Gay Street, Pulborough, he feels right at home in every way

 

[Archie_tect]

WJS has a serious complaint.

Look at the appalling small amount of fruit in that bowl of Fruit'n Fibre.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is as regular as clockwork, so regular in fact that his neighbours set their clock by his daily early morning ablutions.

 

[Dayvo]

TB isn't just about to buy a pair of jester longs!

http://www.supercycleclothing.com/toshiba-tights-1369-p.asp

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has been heavily distracted for many weeks by the high percentage of rye and Red Fescue at work.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's been blue sky thinking, outside both his box and envelope.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is the elephant in the room

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is in up to his neck...

 

[Matthew_T]

Archie has a neck as long as an elephants trunk.

 

[Dayvo]

Matt T doesn't know the difference between a carafe and a giraffe. He's got a lot of neck, that boy! Especially the way he necks his wine.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo doesn't bother with drinking shorts or shots, he prefers to swig straight from the bottle.

"Saves on the washing up, hic!" He is fond of slurring.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has just got himself a very good dishwasher.











He looks lovely in his apron.

 

[colly]

Speicher has very small feet. It helps with standing close to the kitchen sink. Small hands too for those tiny cups and glasses.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Colly invented that musical oddity, the theremin.