Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tosh was thrown out of the Taxidermy Society for using polyfilla on a dead parrot.



The line above will now be returned to the home for old jokes until it is next needed

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh was thrown out of the Taxidermy Society for using polyfilla on a dead parrot.

The line above will now be returned to the home for old jokes until it is next needed

TVC regularly goes to Tower Hill to mourn at The Grave Of The Unknown Joke.

He finds the little jack in a box and pretend snakes popping out of the hole in the ground where a flame normally is, most moving.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB wears a Tommy Cooper original Fez to work everyday.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh's favourite phrase to Mrs Tosh is

'Just like that!'


I wont mention what she thinks....














....But a Pot Noodle for dinner is wearing just a bit thin.

 

[wildjetskier]

MDB is still running around trying to light his fork handles

 

[Speicher]

MDB WJS has recently acquired another dog - a not poodle. It is keeping him very bc.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has crabs.
















She keeps them in a fish tank.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has a frayed bottom.

 

[TVC]

When asked if he was a piece of sting, Archie answered, no, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[accountantpete]

One of TVC's jokes was recently found next to a jawbone in a cave near Torquay.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP's confused something with paint on.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has recently discovered the delights of a tickling stick.

Let's just leave it at that.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whereas Archie swears he's one of the Diddymen.

 

[Archie_tect]

No, he didn't....

 

[Dayvo]

AT is SO vain 'I bet you think this post is about you, don't you, DON'T YOU!'