Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

That story about Colly has appeared in both The Sun and The Express today.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC was standing on a grassy hillock...

 

[TVC]

Archie is known as a gassy pillock

 

[Ludwig]

Autumnwatch has a live video cam from Velvet curtains saddlebag to observe the wildlife there

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Channel 5 are to air a new reality series, "Life with the Ludwigs" , which makes the Osbournes look tame in comparison.

 

[TVC]

Tosh's favourite TV programme? Loose Women.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is standing by with his socket set.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie loves to have a fiddle














with him when he goes to the pub, just in case any of the good ol' boys are there, ready for a bit of a craic.

 

[colly]

As Tosh sits in the sung of his local nursing his nightly half of mild he often thinks back to his ''wild days'' when he took the occasional Guinness.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's more of a Babysham drinker.

 

[wildjetskier]

TB misses the pirate life, Rum, pillaging, sword fights, weevils......oh wait he still has weevils but that's more of a hygiene issue

 

[Mr Phoebus]

WJS is glad that TB has given up the pirate life. He can now jet ski in peace.

 

[TVC]

Mr P always fancied himself as a bit of a Dandy Highwayman, but his allergy to horses puts him off.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC always stands to deliver.

He likes liver.

 

[Dayvo]

After a particularly demanding morning preaching from the pulpit at church, AT is back here, where he rightly belongs, preaching to his flockof CC forumers.