Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mr P gives the finger to all other riders when he's out cycling.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When drafting another rider, Colly has been known to get just a little too close.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is pioneering crotchless 3/4 leggings

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC learnt yesterday that everyone else's bike has a saddle.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC is looking for something with more "lift and separation".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG has developed a combined cycle shorts and panty girdle, for "riders of a certain age".

His next project is to develop lycra stockings and suspender belt, for "adventurous riders".

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshs "peek-a-boo" cycle shorts were not as popular as he had hoped.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshs "peek-a-boo" cycle shorts were not as popular as he had hoped.

In fact they only order I received were for a job lot, from a Mr C George, 69 Acacia Avenue, Location, Locationshire.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh doesn't know the difference between a pair of daps and a pair of pumps.

 

[TVC]

The pump in Georges saddle bag is of the Swedish Vacuum variety.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC is always scouring YouTube for any Rod, Jane and Freddy clips.

 

[accountantpete]

When Mr P is hill-climbing he sounds just like Ivor The Engine.

 

[uphillstruggler]

accountantpete likes to wrestle in paddling pools full of custard, with large ladies of a certain persuation

he usually looses

 

[colly]

UHS also wrestles large ladies. His penchant is for chip shop workers. You guessed it. He always ends up battered.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is so fat that he makes the abovementioned woman look like mere twigglets.















He still looses though.