Post a trivial fact about yourself/

[Oxo]

I know someone who once bought a Cliff Richard record.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have never met Madonna...... True story!!

 

[colly]

I once played rugby against Andy Hancock.....he of the famous try in 1965 running the full length of the pitch. I was playing for Barnet 6th XV and he played for Chelmsford Undertakers.....I seem to remember he scored 5 tries against us that afternoon.

Tell us more Colly........

Oh nothing to do with rugby. Whatever gave you that idea?

No it was the local schools sports day. I was in the sack race.
Sadly I was a dnf. I fell ar5e over head and smacked my face into the turf. And do you know what? No paramedics, no stretcher, no magic sponge. Just a jolly along from Miss Harrington and that was it.

My career as an international superstar ended before it had begun.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was in the sack race.

I was right, he played with himself.

Just a jolly along from Miss Harrington and that was it.

Oooh err... maybe he didn't after all!

My career as an international superstar ended before it had begun.

Yeah, but just think of the really cool scar you go when you fell!!



Yes, that is the Taxi for me, thanks.

 

[Night Train]

I am one of the very few people in the world who have a tractor in their hallway. True that.

 

[Blue Steel]

I once appeared on television with Rolf Harris. A programme called "Rolf On Saturday" for those of you old enough to remember. Rolf was great, a genuinely nice guy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I had a friend who lived opposite Ricky Fulton when we were kids.

Apparently he was a right miserable git.

 

[Ethan]

Im full of my self, so I'll post two:

Im allergic to milk.
Not lactose intolerant - 100% allergic to any animal milk.
Lactose on the other hand, has no effect on me.

I got 100% marks in gcse biology (Including all coursework.)

 

[vernon]

I am one of the very few people in the world who have a tractor in their hallway. True that.

Will you marry me?

I want a tractor in the hallway.

 

[asterix]

I am wearing green slippers and a red fleece. Sartorially challenged, me.

 

[coffeejo]

I chopped the end of my thumb off when I was 4.

 

[Ethan]

trivial fact about my dad:

He feel off his bike in Conwy (I think) on a family holiday as a young child, messed up both his elbows.
Since then, he has had metal joints in his elbow and cant put his arms straight.

 

[Dayvo]

I chopped the end of my thumb off when I was 4.

I lost the end of my right index finger in a building site accident when I was 30.

 

[coffeejo]

I lost the end of my right index finger in a building site accident when I was 30.

I bet I cried more.

 

[Arch]

Will you marry me?

I want a tractor in the hallway.

Too late, I asked first!