Post the last text you received on your mobile

[yenrod]

Teas in the oven!

 

[bugslop]

Told you i'd give you a lift in, idiot! (from the wife after telling her i'd fallen off three times this morning on the black ice.

 

[Rob S]

'My bulbous boobs made you smile? There's a poem in there somewhere...'

 

[pw2389]

"Ok"

 

[postman]

Thurs 9 15 at the dexter ok.-------The lads are out on the bikes.I am not no cycling for two weeks.

 

[Milo]

Don't be a twat.
Charming

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Are you in? from the local PCSO.

My reply Can't U tell?

 

[Young Un]

Ooooooo YC has a girrrrrlllllfriiieeeennnnddddddd
Im having the problem that i went two months with unlimited texts, and i now have only 500 texts. Have to think before i send a text now

I dont actually Joe, she lives too far south east of me.

And I agree with Kovu here - grow up

 

[ianrauk]

Hello mate, give me a call when u can...

(haven't called him yet)

 

[fossyant]

"Do not ride the bike today"

That was the missus when I was at the Docs...... we had new snow...I'd already been out on foot to get my new cycling top from the post office, roads were OK..... wife went nuts when I suggested riding to work....

Anyway...it's drizzel now, and the snow and ice is going... whoooooo

 

[Joe24]

I dont actually Joe, she lives too far south east of me.

And I agree with Kovu here - grow up

YC, do what i do. Make a nice route to where your GF lives and use this for training. Incentive to get there, and well, you have to get back again.

 

[gratts]

"The flat is a bit sh1t it's true. I do feel for you suffering it. Get on halo and kill some people is my advice"

 

[Quoth]

"K thnx bai"

 

[magnatom]

Got plurisy. Got antibiotics & sick line 4 1 week & lots of painkillers.

 

[dudi]

mine was:
"I need more Bisto!"