Hi ****, your meeting with xxx is confirmed at 6.30pm tonight. y hours @ £###. She will ask reception to call your room on arrival. Your address is %%%%% . Have a good time. We would value your feedback after the meeting. Thank you ++++.
No, im not joking, it a balance text from my provider abroard. (script was unreadable, so i substituted anything i could copy and paste...hopefully not offensive )
The last text I received was from my girlfriend and it said:
"Hi babe, I want to <censored> <censored> <censored> with <censored> and I <censored> <censored> <censored> you because <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> absolutely enormous <censored> and don't forget the rubber gloves XX".
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