Post your CVs and lifestyle choices here.

[vernon]

It will be much quicker than answering all of the lifestyle/biographical questions floating about in Cafe.

 

[srw]

...and while you're about it, add your full name, address and bank account details.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Thing is i posted my CV on the cv websites and careers sites..
all you get is scammers...

so at least here you know it will be a deranged cyclist on your case..that's got to be better than an African King surly

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Next up "What was the first house you wanted to buy but didn't"

 

[vernon]

Next up "What was the first house you wanted to buy but didn't"

Followed by, "Which house didn't you buy but wished that you had?"

 

[tyred]

Followed by, "Which house didn't you buy but wished that you had?"

The estate agent assured me it only needed minor renovation

 

[Brandane]

The usual pointless thread having a dig at pointless threads.
That's what the Café is for. If you don't like it, bog off to SCP for hours of serious entertainment .
Next up, "What pie did you nearly eat, but didn't cross America on your bike instead?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Next up. "Best pointless thread"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Next up "Best cuppa you didn't drink and best bikkie you didn't eat"

 

[vernon]

Next up "Best cuppa you didn't drink and best bikkie you didn't eat"

One cup of tea is never enough and two is one too many.


View: https://youtu.be/c1nTwfUs7oA

 

[Levo-Lon]

One cup of tea is never enough and two is one too many.


View: https://youtu.be/c1nTwfUs7oA

butlins cabaret night..lol

 

[SteCenturion]

The estate agent assured me it only needed minor renovation

Shouldn't that be ...

Miner excavation ?

 

[SteCenturion]

I think we should all calm down and have a nice cup of tea, maybe really push the boat out and have a bikkit as well.

Or retrieval of one's cranium from one's rectal cavity might be fun ...

or a little too passe' for some ?

 

[subaqua]

One cup of tea is never enough and two is one too many.


View: https://youtu.be/c1nTwfUs7oA

buy a bigger fecking mug then .

 

[SteCenturion]

Fair enough, I'll grab your ankles.

A rather fine retort ...

Applause ...

will give you the clap.