Postman International Rescue operative.

[EltonFrog]

Fab story postie, made me laugh. Well done.

 

[Beebo]

Next time use the Chopper.

 

[postman]

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Next time use the Chopper.

What good idea,i could have got the cat down,made firewood and sold it to my other next door neighbour who has a fab smelling wood burning fire.On an evening in winter when you stand outside it smells gorgeous.

 

[Sharky]

Next challenge,

How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Next challenge,

How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

Make a trunk call?

 

[Sharky]

Make a trunk call?

Good answer, but that's not what I have on the card.

You make a trunk call to stop stampeding elephants and reverse the charge.

 

[postman]

Good answer, but that's not what I have on the card.

You make a trunk call to stop stampeding elephants and reverse the charge.

Wait till autumn and they float down on a leaf.

 

[CharlesF]

The cat told me to send you this:

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Horrible animals

 

[Deleted member 26715]

How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

Remove the cat

 

[Sharky]

Wait till autumn and they float down on a leaf.

Correct