Posts that made me LOL and nearly destroyed my keyboard. Do you have any favourites?

[Mice]

There is much hilarity on this forum and I don't even read every post but here are some of the ones that have made me really laugh out loud. (Obviously there are many, many others but here are just a few)

Ianrauks response to Mista Preston asking where does the 100 mile for food ride start:
"is it HPC?"
Ianrauk replied:
"yes you bint"


User3143 advising his strategy to avoid ice on the December FNRttC Southend "I'm going to stay at the back and look for a load of cyclists all piled up on the tarmac"

SWMBO being labelled by mmmartin as "The Current Wife"

Dellzeqq's response to any inappropriate comments:TEC Duties beckon

Anything posted by Aperitif. (No, I dont mean the word "Anything")

Anything posted by Adrian (ditto)


That made me smile just thinking about them. And there are many, many more.

So thank you all and Happy Christmas!

M

 

[Panter]

Loads, but very unhelpfully I can' think of any examples.
3BM has nearly been responsible for a few wrecked keyboards in the past though

 

[summerdays]

And Vernon ... who seems to get in more pickles than the rest of us put together!

 

[vernon]

And Vernon ... who seems to get in more pickles than the rest of us put together!

I do me best.

 

[Speicher]

My vote for sheer interstellar amusing surrealness goes to markg0vbr, but it's very much a minority interest

Slightly off topic, I have long supsected that other southern softies peeps read that, Fred.

 

[skudupnorth]

Just one word........COCKWOMBLE

 

[swampyseifer]

Just one word........COCKWOMBLE

+1

it has become my word of derision!

 

[skudupnorth]

+1

it has become my word of derision!

Me too