Pr*cks on bikes

[Becs]

[QUOTE 1805942, member: 9609"]Becs, Is the purpose of your hands free mobile purely so as you can hold onto your beer glass - you should go for the hat trick and jump a red light or two[/quote]
Busted! Although sometimes, if I'm feeling really naughty I use my free hand for a quick w*nk - now that is a distraction!

 

[Becs]

[QUOTE 1805993, member: 9609"]eh - You drive with one eye shut?[/quote]

 

[snapper_37]

Busted! Although sometimes, if I'm feeling really naughty I use my free hand for a quick w*nk - now that is a distraction!

Fr*ggin'ell. Waaaaay too much information.

 

[Becs]

Fr*ggin'ell. Waaaaay too much information.

**** sarcasm ****

 

[Becs]

Yeah, I sometimes think that when the guys go on about yoghourt and running out of tissues . What a shock that women do it too!

Although not while driving - that would be incredibly naughty, utterly contemptible and the equivalent to drinking 30 pints of whiskey!!! Best to get someone else to do it for you, "hands free"

 

[BSRU]

Wouldn't want to not be entirely focussed on their driving 100% of the time now would we chaps

Try riding a motorbike, if you are at risk of serious injury or death it tends to concentrate the mind unlike steel box drivers who are probably going to seriously injure or kill someone else.

 

[Becs]

Try riding a motorbike, if you are at risk of serious injury or death it tends to concentrate the mind unlike steel box drivers who are probably going to seriously injure or kill someone else.

Oh come on, I was doing my best to lighten the mood with humour and you have to be a Debbie downer! Is humour not allowed in "commuting"?

 

[BSRU]

Oh come on, I was doing my best to lighten the mood with humour and you have to be a Debbie downer! Is humour not allowed in "commuting"?

The humour did not start until after the post I replied to, which at the time I had not read.

 

[Becs]

The humour did not start until after the post I replied to, which at the time I had not read.

Well that one was sarcastic too, but no big deal

 

[snapper_37]

**** sarcasm ****

Nope, not sarcasm at all. Having a bit of humour hence the 'fr*ggin'ell'.

 

[gambatte]

if the research was that compelling it would be banned already.

Which is why of course, as soon as the research was published, all tobacco products were removed from sale.....

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Which is why of course, as soon as the research was published, all tobacco products were removed from sale.....

Can't ban things that bring in tax revenue. Can only say how very naughty they are

 

[gambatte]

Can't ban things that bring in tax revenue. Can only say how very naughty they are

Another cynical South Yorkshireman, why we talking on here? Looking at your location, bet if I stick my head out of the window we could shout!

 

[Becs]

Nope, not sarcasm at all. Having a bit of humour hence the 'fr*ggin'ell'.

I meant I was being sarcastic! I was worried that you had taken my w*nking comment seriously!

 

[snapper_37]

I thought you were being serious. Ah well, a shattered illusion.