Pranks that you'd never have the guts to actually do?

[NormanD]

Visit the local ITU unit dressed as the Grim Reaper!

 

[MossCommuter]

Reputedly (this may be Apocryphal) this happened when a friend of mine was I was at Uni in Lancaster:

The Halls of Residence were a number of floors high, maybe 6 or 8. Each floor identical in layout to the one above and each room on each floor identical and identically furnished. While one particular student was drinking himself into a stupor on cheap Scrumpy Jack in the Union bar, his "friends" swapped all of his possessions, clothes, posters etc from his 6th floor room with one on the ground floor, guiding him to the ground floor room at bedtime, Some hours later, in the dead of the night the same friends stormed the room, plucked the lad out of bed and chucked him out of the window!!

I really do hope it's true

 

[zacklaws]

I don't do pranks or cartoons any more, because of all these equality, health and safety, harassment regulations etc created by these politically correct cretins have caused me to end up on too many suspensions and diciplinaries etc that I just cannot be bothered.

Even the simple gags like the good old boot polish round the inside of a brim of an hat does not go down well or even the super glued mug to the desk top, humour has been removed from the work place so I have gone from a very humorous person to a miserable old git at work, I don't even crack jokes anymore.

 

[downfader]

I don't do pranks or cartoons any more, because of all these equality, health and safety, harassment regulations etc created by these politically correct cretins have caused me to end up on too many suspensions and diciplinaries etc that I just cannot be bothered.

Even the simple gags like the good old boot polish round the inside of a brim of an hat does not go down well or even the super glued mug to the desk top, humour has been removed from the work place so I have gone from a very humorous person to a miserable old git at work, I don't even crack jokes anymore.

Good response to a superglued mug to desk... go and get a straw!

 

[zacklaws]

Good response to a superglued mug to desk... go and get a straw!

I've superglued the lid on the straws and if that does not work, i'd smash your mug or drill an hole in the bottom.

Many years ago, I played many a prank with a lad at work with his mug, he went through about one a day on a good week, one of them I entombed in a great block of concrete with just the rim flush with the concrete so he could still use it, I informed him that this one won't get smashed so quick. I could'nt work out the reason why he did not use it, maybe it was too heavy or perhaps the lack of an handle, but it ended up in the rockery at work for birds to drink out of.

 

[Night Train]

Secure one end of a big chain to something permanent and the other to the rear rear axle of the pride and joy of one particular rich moron and watch as he sets off out of the car park trying to break his own 0-60mph land speed record....

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If the car was a bit rusty underneath then it might work.
It works with the Old police car as it was leaf springs at the back. The front eye bolt parts company withthe car and the back of the spring throws the car in the air.
With modern rear suspension, if it worked, if would just pull one side of the independent suspension off.

 

[TheDoctor]

I would love to try cutting a car in half with Thermite.
All I need is a bucket of mixed iron filings and aluminium powder, and an expendable car...

 

[Andy_R]

When I used to work night shift, I once spent a pleasurable hour encasing a colleagues car in pallet wrap (think of meter wide cling film). Oh how we laughed when the sun came up

 

[Hover Fly]

I would love to try cutting a car in half with Thermite.
All I need is a bucket of mixed iron filings and aluminium powder, and an expendable car...

When I was serving with the Royal Vandals, every year we would have a collection to buy a car then take it out into the wilds of wherever and blow it apart with PE4. It was good.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When I was serving with the Royal Vandals, every year we would have a collection to buy a car then take it out into the wilds of wherever and blow it apart with PE4. It was good.

Yay! the mushroom is back.

 

[Hover Fly]

She took some finding again. The French mushroom gathers' forum I first found her on is defunct, and do you realize how many mushroom/toadstool/fungus gifs there are in the world?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Blah, I liked the HoverFly one!

 

[ufkacbln]

I'v always wanted to kidnap some tourists!

YOu see these tour guides with the umbrellas and uniforms.

I have always fancied dressing appropriately turning up at the start point and leading the party away on an "alternative tour"

 

[TheDoctor]

Now that would be fun.
I always fancied telling people at Ephesus / Stonehenge / the Acropolis that the site used to be a brewery / lemonade factory or some such, and the ruins they could see were the aftermath of a dreadful accident where the carbon dioxide levels went horribly wrong, and all the bottles exploded.

 

[Andy_R]

I'v always wanted to kidnap some tourists!

YOu see these tour guides with the umbrellas and uniforms.

I have always fancied dressing appropriately turning up at the start point and leading the party away on an "inappropriate tour"

fixed that for you