Premiership managers - who is the most beautiful?

[dellzeqq]

I'm keeping this well away from the serious types in the footy thread, because I suspect (although I am, as ever, happy to be proved wrong) that they do not concern themselves with beauty.

Now - there is a poll above, but, as you'll see, it's not big on choices. I'm sure a few of you have a pash for Steve Bruce or Malky McKay, and, who knows, Messrs Clarke and Pardew might appeal to those of a not-too-nervous disposition, but I've decided to give you just three options to avoid any embarrassment.

 

[mark st1]

Bring back Ian Dowie.

 

[Doseone]

I think you should add Brendan "pretty boy" Rogers. Rumour has it he likes to dress like Eddie Izzard on a Friday evening. Maybe even Pochettino, but I've never seen him and think he may not actually exist.

Of the choices, the special one kicks Laudrup's ar$e in the beauty stakes.

To even put a Dane up against an Italian is actually a little unfair.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It's not a choice I ever thought I'd make but I went for Laudrup because he's a striking presence.

 

[mark st1]

Swmbo says Laudrup as Mourhino has a tendency to look like a hobo with longer hair and when un shaven.

 

[mark st1]

He certainly benchmarks a standard for beauty.

And as he proved when in The Goonies he can act.

 

[mark st1]

I don't think that was Dowie. I am fairly sure I know who it was though and you have probably met him.

Nope ?

 

[accountantpete]

Sam's a good kisser I hear

 

[accountantpete]

Tongues?

Of course!

 

[accountantpete]

Noooooooo, I'm not going to get that image out of my mind. If I delete my posts, will you delete yours?

Noooooo!